Chelsea
As the little known love child of Billy Idol and Cyndi Lauper, Chelsea has made it her life's goal to open people's eyes to the evils of drugs and alcohol and show them that there are other ways to have a good time. When she wandered into our theater late one night in October 2010, we thought that she was looking for the 80's themed party down the street. But when this mohawked and pierced straight edge punk put on the gold sequined jacket and started manically tap dancing, she tap danced her way into our hearts. We knew then that we had found our Groupie.
Now you can see her once a month smiling and fulfilling her love of macabre and decadent entertainment. She is easily spotted by the sight of her awesome curly mohawk. So come over and say hello! When she's being relatively normal, she enjoys reading, writing, zombie slaying, and moshing to her favorite punk rock bands.
If you think that Everyone in RHPS is drunk and/or High, come talk to Chelsea. She doesn't even eat meat!! (Maybe it's something about her boyfriend being killed and cooked for dinner?) So come out and hear her scream, tap and bitch and enjoy every minute of it!!! We're sure you will. ;)
