Quiet, but deadly, Danielle is happily married to Elvira, the mistress of the dark, and hopes to one day open an art studio for tiny, screaming kids—the ultimate evil beings.

When she is not wasting the chance to get a reasonably sound degree by going to art school instead, she spends her free time embarking on paranormal investigations with her ghost hunting team, watching too many movies, collecting dolls, and silently plotting your murder.

This crazy feminist/cat-lady/hoarder is always ready to punch your misogyny in the face. *Warning* It is probably best not to look her directly in the eye. On the 1st and 3rd Fridays of every month, she can usually be found having elbow sex with her brother.