Carissa

Carissa

In hindsight, one could have seen this coming when she started turning in pencil-sketches of Tim Curry as Frank-N-Furter for her high school art classes. A quiet, awkward girl who stopped growing around the age of 9 but whose derrière continues to prosper and diversify up to the present day, Carissa grew up with a penchant for sarcasm and inappropriate jokes, as well as a love for all things phallic. This all went over like a lead balloon in the small southern town in which she was raised.

After she ran screaming from her old hometown, Carissa earned a few degrees and entered the Working World, where she quickly learned that lewd innuendoes were generally frowned upon and sometimes considered "sexual harassment."

That's when she discovered That Type, and ran to the cast like Michael Jackson after a 10-year-old.

Now a licensed mental health professional by day, Carissa strips off her business-casual attire at night, hoists a big black dildo over her shoulder, and trolls the streets, looking for virgins. Who knows? Tonight...she could find you.